I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing
i’m the popcorn kernel that never popped in the bag of life
my brother had a dream he spent 20 dollars on a hotdog and he woke up screaming
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
and remember kids its never too late to become a raging degenerate homosexual