if ur gonna talk shit about me behind my back at least look at my great ass

(Source: ugly, via orgasm)


things tumblr needs to stop doing

  • making minor useless changes

things tumblr needs to start doing

  • releasing urls that have been terminated for 2+ years
  • add a “disable reblogging” option for posts
  • make blocking people make it so they can’t view your blog and set it up so i can make it when someone who i have blocked goes to my blog it redirects to a black page with white text in the middle that says “go fuck yourself” with a picture of shadow the hedgehog flipping them off

(via forevergirlkorra)


if you’re going to insult me please give me 24 hours notice so i can come up with a comeback

(via trust)


When people try asking you about the future and your plans for college and you’re just like


(via lubricates)

  • >Be Ground Control
  • >Call Major Tom
  • >TFW he won't text back
  • >He dead


accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback


(Source: asterkid, via circumcising)


I’ve just cried laughing at the comments on a Jamie Oliver recipe, there was a typo on the website and everyone put 13 lemons into a pasta sauce and didn’t even question it. Imagine eating 13 lemons, the recipe was for 4 people, imagine having that much trust in Jamie Oliver.

(via lady----stardust)