kewkitty:

Kitty does not know what to do with the butterfly that landed on its paw.

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

king-satan-senpai:

gan-firling:

[reevaluates life choices] 

(Source: teflonly, via dreamiingofrevelry)

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

"We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s."

Kifah Shah   (via exoticwild)

(Source: ivicus, via dreamiingofrevelry)

basedpidgeot:

*packs a bong* see im not gunna rip it cause its a metaphor. *holds it to my mouth and makes saxophone noises* the real high is life

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

jenniferjamboree:

my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class

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dirkkawaii:

phlynn:

whats the plural of dubstep

dubsteps or dubstairs

If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

sixtyforty:

when someone reblogs one of their own selfies to reiterate their hotness but you already liked the selfie the first time it was posted, the appropriate thing to do is unlike it and then relike it in order to further prove your lust and devotion. if you didn’t like it the first time, like it this time to atone for your sins. but if you sleep on it both times, you’re going to hell. may god have mercy on your soul.

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

bambifett:

This picture fucked me up

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

subwaywhore:

Poking holes in dad’s condoms so someone else can do the dishes

(via dreamiingofrevelry)

pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

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(Source: 1ibertine, via thegoblin-queen)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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